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Thursday, February 10, 2005


the change pt. 2

for anyone that cares i'll now be posting on my myspace thing. why? i dunno. do i need a reason for everything?

in other words, thisbloggobyebye.

Monday, February 07, 2005


Pocket Change

I really didn't want to go for the generic pre-made templates blogger's offering, but, as usual, laziness wins over everything. So here I am in all my pre-assembled glory.

Here is my Super Bowl recap:

-Sir Paul McCartney as the halftime show? WTF. As much as I respect the guy, that had to be the weakest halftime show ever. Damn you FCC for making it harder on us nipple-loving NFL fans.

-Okay, who here was expecting another scandalous "malfunction" a la Janet's boob debacle? Yes, I'm talking about BEATLE PENIS. Ryan really wanted to see it. We had to stop playing TopSpin every five minutes just to check back.

-Watching Joel's dog Sammy try to hump JJ's dog Jack the whole game was a lot more fun than I thought.

-Watching me try to hump Sammy to teach him a lesson in not humping male dogs had to be a lot funner than you'd think.

-We wrapped up the night with Super Dodgeball, Street Fighter 2 Turbo, and a game of darts. Which goes to show that 10 years ago was a lot more fun than now.